The Tweets of April

[dalekboy]

13:13 Don't hate me because I'm beautiful. Hate me because I've been selling your email address to spam sites. #

13:22 $128.8 million for useless Cyber Safety. How much genuine good could police or social services do with that? #nocleanfeed #

13:29 I'm pretty sure I'm not alone in occasionally missing pubic hair on women. #realpeople #

16:24 One part to go on Death Comes to Town. I am so buying this on DVD. Fabulous black comedy. #

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