20:41 Government can't even do a decent job with basic community infrastructure, & they're going to police the 'net? #nocleanfeed #
20:43 Trying to look like you're doing something, instead of actually doing something, does more harm than good. #nocleanfeed #
20:56 I think I need to order some garlic chocolate... or just smear some Cadbury's with crushed garlic... #
08:42 *sniff* *sniff* *cough* *cough* *snot* *snot* I don't even want to be awake! #
10:49 Okay, Fergie Olver is officially the creepiest, most skin-crawling TV personality I have ever seen. j.mp/cKru4J #
17:44 Don't hate me because I'm beautiful. Hate me because I am Patient Zero. #
Automatically shipped by LoudTwitter