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[dalekboy]

09:17 Spent night in spare bed with Lex. He's teething & wants cuddles. Small children are made entirely of knees and elbows. #

09:19 My mother-in-law is pretty cool, and I like her a lot. #ThingsNotSaidOftenEnough #

09:31 My happiness & quality of life is more important than earning a lot in a job I hate. #ThingsNotSaidOftenEnough #

10:16 May is Masturbation Month. Given my skill in this area, I've been really letting the side down since becoming a parent. #

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