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[dalekboy]

12:20 Sharing a bed when your toddler is unsettled is a good way to make sure he sleeps, & for you to get elbowed all night. #

14:31 Camel, panda, saddle, cow, lizard... lots of new words today #LexHasaNewWord #

14:33 Oh, nearly forgot, nappy, & crumbs, too. #LexHasaNewWord #

14:36 Can't seem to teach toddler to say quasi-nuclear-phase-interlocked-dipthrung-retarders, worried he has learning issues. #

22:32 Don't hate me because I'm beautiful. Hate me because you're on my Human Centipede list. #

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[tikiwanderer.livejournal.com]

*That's* the phrase I was looking for! I can't remember why now, but I think it was a similar context. Possibly to go on a Sparrow t-shirt. Something along the lines of "When I grow up I want to use the quasi-nuclear-phase-interlocked-dipthrung-retarders", not sure. Or maybe "hands off those QNPIDRs, they're MINE MINE MINE".

In other news, Sparrow has developed a distinctly evil grin to go with her evil I'm-taking-over-the-world cackle. They start so young these days...
You'll get a photo if I manage to catch one.

[king-espresso.livejournal.com]

I bags being the front one on the human centipede.

[jocko55.livejournal.com]

"shotgun"