Not up to writing much about Conflux. The quick version is, it was good, I enjoyed what I got to and I caught the con lurgi. Currently I have transformed from meek, mild Danny Oz into *tadaaa* The Mighty Mucus Machine!

But enough of that. I want to share with you Christian Sex!

You can find out all about it at the Sex in Christ website!

Here is an except that comes under the sub-heading Fisting as an Act of Faith
"Before attempting fisting, a Christian husband and wife should pray together and ask for divine guidance. The husband should ask that God guide his hand and work through him, and for the skill and patience to fist his wife correctly and maximize her pleasure." I wonder what God thinks about that.

Sections include -

Anal Sex in Accordance with God's Will

Oral Sex and God's Will

Viagra and God's Will

Threesomes Within a Christian Marriage

Masturbation - God's Great Gift to Us

A Proposal for a Christian Pornography

Bondage in Christ - BDSM in a Christian Marriage

Fisting and God's Will


Oh those horny Christians!

From: [identity profile] lilysea.livejournal.com


http://www.divine-interventions.com/index2.php

Sex toys in the shape of the Virgin Mary, Moses and Buddha.

!

The world gets stranger every day... :-)
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From: [identity profile] leecetheartist.livejournal.com


I misread it as "Fishing as an Act of Faith" and it was actually scanning quite well there for a bit.

"Before attempting fishing, a Christian husband and wife should pray together and ask for divine guidance. The husband should ask that God guide his hand and work through him, and for the skill and patience to bait his wife's hook and untangle his line from the snags"

Rob and I have been fishing waaaaay too much.

From: [identity profile] deborahb.livejournal.com


Thank you, oh Lord, for this thine gift...

From: [identity profile] gutter-monkey.livejournal.com


Obviously while my christian wife is fellating me I should give a rousing chorus of "Blow Ye Trumpet Blow' and when we're engaging in holy bukkake we should sing "O Thou Who Camest From Above', but which hymns should we sing while I'm fisting her?

ANSWER ME JESUS

From: [identity profile] benpayne.livejournal.com


If only I'd known about all this before submissions to the Cock anthology closed!

From: [identity profile] lilysea.livejournal.com


Compare the following sentences:

"The Bible says, “To the pure, all things are pure.” (Titus 1:15) The Lord created your body, and no part of it is imperfect or unclean."

with

"There is no greater gift that a bride can give than to offer her pure, *unsullied* maidenhead to her husband on their wedding night."

*smirks*

From: [identity profile] dormant-dragon.livejournal.com


Not to mention the fuss made about swallowing semen during fellatio, so that it not be spilt; yet it seems spilling it in the act of masturbation is fine, so long as you clean it up afterwards...

*chortle*

From: [identity profile] dormant-dragon.livejournal.com


Moreover, unless a man is flexible enough to drink his own living water, too bad - no spiritual nourishment for him...

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