100 days of Love and Hate - Day 14

[dalekboy]

Food sex
Except for one, highly specific exception, food being spread or smeared on people's bodies just turns me right off! It makes my skin crawl and I find it utterly revolting. All I can think about is how yucky and sticky and nasty it all is. A tiny dollop I may be ok with, but beyond that it's all gross.

I've never gotten the thing about wrestling in jelly either, beyond the idea of two people wrestling in a slippery surface and maybe getting naked. The moment it is meant to be erotic or sexual - EEeeewwwwwwwwwww!




Socks
I like socks. Like'em long, like'em colourful. Always have. Red and white stripey socks are something I love to wear, partially because I like them, and partially because I love the irony of a supposedly rough, tough, Aussie bloke wearing long stripey socks.

I try to only wear my red and whites on special occasions, or if I'm hoping to get lucky. Or both.

I buy childrens socks sometimes, because I like the colours or patterns. I make them fit me. Strangely they don't last long.

And this is completely separate but fits the category. I've no idea why, it's certainly not related to any direct experiences I've had, but a girl wearing a skirt and bobby or long socks I find incredibly sexy. Some can drive me to distraction. And a naked or semi-naked woman in bobby or long socks can (usually) get my bloody pumping much, much more than a regular naked lady.

That said, it just looks daggy if not accompanied by the right attitude.

Comments

[prk.livejournal.com]

Except for one, highly specific exception, food being spread or smeared on people's bodies just turns me right off!

Out of curiousity, what's the exception?

prk.

[purrdence.livejournal.com]

I've no idea why, it's certainly not related to any direct experiences I've had, but a girl wearing a skirt and bobby or long socks I find incredibly sexy.

Woohoo! I'm in with a chance! *rfol*

[angriest.livejournal.com]

Who on earth ever supposed you were "rough and tough"? ;-)

[meljane.livejournal.com]

I have the problem of non matching socks which I don't mind but it drives Ken crazy when he can't match my socks up when he folds the clothes .

[mynxii.livejournal.com]

i love bobby socks! Love love love them - don't own any :( alas.


I like the idea of some situations and food in a sensual sense, but... mainly i'm just curious as to how it will feel on my skin - and in some cases, bathe in it.

[kaths.livejournal.com]

With you on the food. Actually, food and bodily fluids in general. I think you mentioned money shots in a previous post...

I read something recently about how wearing socks to bed is supposed to be a bad thing (not sure if it was just sex related or not). But it's better than the alternative of freezing cold feet giving someone else in the bed a fright when you get in.

[strangedave.livejournal.com]

But jelly wrestling is hilarious!

There are whole genres of Japanese sock fetish porn. The sort of porn that only the fetishist classes as porn.

[hespa.livejournal.com]

Having been in a high-school jelly fight (damn but that was fun) I can tell you that jelly may be slippery to start with, but once it starts drying on your skin/clothes/hair it's one of the *stickiest*, least pleasant feeling substances known to man. How anyone can find that romantic is beyond me. Indeed, I could see it making sex a highly painful and potentially dangerous activity...

*snerk*

(also, odd-sock-wearers solidarity, whooooo!!)