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Food sex
Except for one, highly specific exception, food being spread or smeared on people's bodies just turns me right off! It makes my skin crawl and I find it utterly revolting. All I can think about is how yucky and sticky and nasty it all is. A tiny dollop I may be ok with, but beyond that it's all gross.
I've never gotten the thing about wrestling in jelly either, beyond the idea of two people wrestling in a slippery surface and maybe getting naked. The moment it is meant to be erotic or sexual - EEeeewwwwwwwwwww!
Socks
I like socks. Like'em long, like'em colourful. Always have. Red and white stripey socks are something I love to wear, partially because I like them, and partially because I love the irony of a supposedly rough, tough, Aussie bloke wearing long stripey socks.
I try to only wear my red and whites on special occasions, or if I'm hoping to get lucky. Or both.
I buy childrens socks sometimes, because I like the colours or patterns. I make them fit me. Strangely they don't last long.
And this is completely separate but fits the category. I've no idea why, it's certainly not related to any direct experiences I've had, but a girl wearing a skirt and bobby or long socks I find incredibly sexy. Some can drive me to distraction. And a naked or semi-naked woman in bobby or long socks can (usually) get my bloody pumping much, much more than a regular naked lady.
That said, it just looks daggy if not accompanied by the right attitude.
Except for one, highly specific exception, food being spread or smeared on people's bodies just turns me right off! It makes my skin crawl and I find it utterly revolting. All I can think about is how yucky and sticky and nasty it all is. A tiny dollop I may be ok with, but beyond that it's all gross.
I've never gotten the thing about wrestling in jelly either, beyond the idea of two people wrestling in a slippery surface and maybe getting naked. The moment it is meant to be erotic or sexual - EEeeewwwwwwwwwww!
Socks
I like socks. Like'em long, like'em colourful. Always have. Red and white stripey socks are something I love to wear, partially because I like them, and partially because I love the irony of a supposedly rough, tough, Aussie bloke wearing long stripey socks.
I try to only wear my red and whites on special occasions, or if I'm hoping to get lucky. Or both.
I buy childrens socks sometimes, because I like the colours or patterns. I make them fit me. Strangely they don't last long.
And this is completely separate but fits the category. I've no idea why, it's certainly not related to any direct experiences I've had, but a girl wearing a skirt and bobby or long socks I find incredibly sexy. Some can drive me to distraction. And a naked or semi-naked woman in bobby or long socks can (usually) get my bloody pumping much, much more than a regular naked lady.
That said, it just looks daggy if not accompanied by the right attitude.
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Out of curiousity, what's the exception?
prk.
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See, I'm foreshadowing! Ever the writer...
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Woohoo! I'm in with a chance! *rfol*
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No, seriously...
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*bursts into tears, runs away*
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Of course, I now sometimes get funny if my socks are too similar looking...
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Either way, it'll be liberating for you!
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I like the idea of some situations and food in a sensual sense, but... mainly i'm just curious as to how it will feel on my skin - and in some cases, bathe in it.
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top of my list is milk :)
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I read something recently about how wearing socks to bed is supposed to be a bad thing (not sure if it was just sex related or not). But it's better than the alternative of freezing cold feet giving someone else in the bed a fright when you get in.
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Having had a lover who got off on that turned me around on it, but only in fairly specific cases. Most I still find quite icky.
I can't sleep if my feet are hot. But I'm happy to let Shaz put her cold feet on me in bed, doesn't usually bother me.
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There are whole genres of Japanese sock fetish porn. The sort of porn that only the fetishist classes as porn.
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Japan is such a large market, I think they cater to every bizarre fetish.
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*snerk*
(also, odd-sock-wearers solidarity, whooooo!!)