Blog Like You Created the World - Coatlique 1

[dalekboy]

So I was talkin' with Debbie and she says to me, "you got cracks." I was like, OMG, WTF?! So I go look in the mirror and sure enough, I got cracks and a friggin' obsidian knife sticking out of my side. I'm like, who the hell wanna stab me?

So I go to the doctor, and he tells me I'm pregnant! Fuck me! He checked me out and said it looks like I'm gunna give birth to a moon and a bunch of stars. I don't want no stars! Shit!

If anyone wants me, I'm gunna be watching Oprah.

Comments

[magnapops.livejournal.com]

you wanna know who stabbed ya?

Bloody whinning about being pregnant, only a bunch of stars, who can put up with that noise.

[dalekboy.livejournal.com]

You bastard! I wasn't preggers 'till you plunged the knife in! I've heard of a pork sword, but an obsidian knife?

You're not even black!