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[dalekboy]

Just had a phone call. I may be doing another interview on being a sperm donor for The Australian. I feel quite cheery and chuffed about this.

The only sad side is that the journalist is from Sydney. Why is that a sad side? I've been asked because they couldn't find anyone in Sydney willing or able to do it.

Which isn't surprising - last I heard there were five active sperm donors in the whole of NSW.

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[mortonhall.livejournal.com]

Sydney/NSW - doesn't mean a lot of difference to me :)

I was actually considering the genetic ramifications of having a small number of sperm donors available.

[dalekboy.livejournal.com]

I was think five people in Sydney doesn't sound like much, but it's not absolutely awful. Five people in NSW is far worse.

Well, how's this for a scary figure - forgetting my demon-spawn that shazgirl is currently carrying, I may father anywhere up to twenty kids!

If that happens I shall have to move my LJ to a new one called Jizzmaster!

[meljane.livejournal.com]

Totally missed the post on Shazza being pregnant on her journal and your journal due to housesitting for my parents in the last month and small amount of internet at when I was home and at work .

Congrats to both of you from both of us *hugs* and big hugs to Sharon and the demom spawn (better than giant spawn).