You know glitter, little sparkly bits of... whatever glitter is made of. Crushed and dried fairy bits? Cyberman dandruff?
Anyway, what is important is the way glitter spreads. You know what it's like, it sticks to everything, it gets everywhere. If you get glitter on you, it will spread to other clothes and surfaces. If you got glitter on you in a nightclub while on holiday in London, you will find glitter in your house in Melbourne six months later.
It's like a living thing. It does this even though it is dry.
Baby poo has almost exactly the same properties as glitter.
Except baby poo is sticky.
Anyway, what is important is the way glitter spreads. You know what it's like, it sticks to everything, it gets everywhere. If you get glitter on you, it will spread to other clothes and surfaces. If you got glitter on you in a nightclub while on holiday in London, you will find glitter in your house in Melbourne six months later.
It's like a living thing. It does this even though it is dry.

Baby poo has almost exactly the same properties as glitter.
Except baby poo is sticky.
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Heh heh.
Heehee Hee!
BWAHahahaha!
Within 48 hours of Jack being born I had been pooed on, wee-ed on and vomited on. Welcome to the gang mate. Your initiation has begun.
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Finally something I know about!
Gah, I feel like a well-meaning but interfering in-law :P
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Any day that you learn something is not wasted :)
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and congratulations to all 3 of you!
in honour of the occasion, a friend in england saw some morris-dancing daleks at the weekend.
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I had conveniently fooled myself into forgetting those poop times.. :)
One thing I will never forget though. ALWAYS keep your mouth closed when changing a nappy. They are psychics.. They can and WILL aim. ;)
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Quotation of Plato
And what, Socrates, is the food of the soul? Surely, I said, knowledge is the food of the soul.
Quotation of Plato
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One Sentence from Einstein !
"Imagination is more important than knowledge." - Albert Einstein !
What do you think ?