Public Service Announcement

[dalekboy]

"From the makers of the The Official Fan Clue Bat(TM) comes their new line in fannish soap - Wash You Smelly Bastard!(TM)

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Wash You Smelly Bastard!(TM) and The Official Fan Clue Bat (TM) are both subsidiary companies of Fuck-Off Fanboy Inc.

Comments

[mikeybidness.livejournal.com]

I'll take fifteen crates. It won't cover half the people I'd like to give it to, but it's a start.